Jack and coke: a nono

I sit in a room 

With two great men

They get me through

Thick and thin 

Jack and Coke

Jack keeps me warm at night

Coke snuggles real tight

They the only ones

Who treat me right 

Jack is easy on the eyes

Coke travels wherever I go

Jack is real sweet to me

Coke is the man to be

All I need is them two guys

To protect me against life's old lies

Jack I drink 

And coke I take

To keep me right