Just unwrap them

I went to the desert
To see the tallest thing
Found a pyramid
Full of mummies
And let me tell you honey
It was scary
Full of bugs that live your skin
And enough cobwebs to fill the Grand Canyon
They growled
They were out for blood
Mine in particular
But in that very moment
I realized
That all I had to do was unwrap
Done they fell
One by one
It was done
Making it possible to tell this tale
Just unwrap them
And away they go