The creature

I stuck a fork into the toaster

And it nearly killed me

I wanted to try it for fun

But I knew it would hurt me

And yet it didn't kill me

I feel a little bit stronger

Maybe cause I was made by electricity

In a lab on the hill 

Out in the cold is no place for me

But here with the toaster is where I feel safe

As Frankenstein creature I am safe here in this toaster 

Away from your torches and pitch forks