Woke up next to.....

So you woke and said

Good morning to me

And I looked at you

In utter disgust

Well yeah

But not for the reason you think

It's kind of silly

But well you see

Your an alien

And I am human

And this is awkward 

So you should leave

Go back to your planet 

Or whatever

No alien baby in me 

That is just

No

So go

Now

Please

And don't drip goo on my new floors

And don't leave your scales on my walls

And don't knock down the 

Oh man

You did it

Well bye