Woke up next to.....

So you woke and said
Good morning to me
And I looked at you
In utter disgust
Well yeah
But not for the reason you think
It's kind of silly
But well you see
Your an alien
And I am human
And this is awkward 
So you should leave
Go back to your planet 
Or whatever
No alien baby in me 
That is just
No
So go
Now
Please
And don't drip goo on my new floors
And don't leave your scales on my walls
And don't knock down the 
Oh man
You did it
Well bye

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