That woman

God created the sun, the earth, and  the moon.

That woman created my pain, my guilt, and my sorrow. 

God said "let there be light"

That woman said "let there be misery"

God had angels 

That woman had other men 

God created Adam and Eve

That woman cheated with Adam and Steve, Phil, Jerry, Danny, and four others

God is the All Mighty

That woman is the All slutty

God believes marriage is sacred  between two people

That woman believed it was sacred between herself and the men at the gym