God created the sun, the earth, and the moon.
That woman created my pain, my guilt, and my sorrow.
God said "let there be light"
That woman said "let there be misery"
God had angels
That woman had other men
God created Adam and Eve
That woman cheated with Adam and Steve, Phil, Jerry, Danny, and four others
God is the All Mighty
That woman is the All slutty
God believes marriage is sacred between two people
That woman believed it was sacred between herself and the men at the gym